A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.
The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn''t even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.
The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn''t want that room, and they moved on.
The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.
The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"
The Christian world would have you believe Satanists are evil, corrupt, have no respect for life and wish to bring about the end of the world.
ReplyDeleteThis of course is ridiculous.
Satanists do not believe in Satan as a living entity or as a God; they view Satan as a basic pre-Christian pagan force or principle of nature.
Satanism is a way of life and not about worshipping a mythical beast with horns and a pitchfork.
Satanists respect and celebrate life to the full.
The Satanic Bible written by Anton La Vey, the founder of the Church of Satan, contains the core principles of Satanists and is considered the very foundation of modern Satanism. Along with essays, observations and some rituals, more importantly it holds the nine Satanic Statements which every true Satanist lives by.
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