At the Old Folks Home

One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."
The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants," she says.
He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."

Blonde Rows of Corn

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.

She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"

Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"

Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach

Yo' mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she's the only one who gets a tan!

More gay banter...

Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started

discussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned

a factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave his

best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.

The second man said his son was doing just as well.He was a manager at acar sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

The third man said his was doing well too.He was a manager at a bank.Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house.

The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn'tamounted to much.But he must be doing something right because,

just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrariby his friends!