Tuesday, April 11, 2006

From the Classifieds

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES: Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog - able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE - WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE: Call Stephanie. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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