Tuesday, May 16, 2006

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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom makinglove. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroomwindow. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered hervagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me,there's a bee in my vagina!" The husbandimmediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.

The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, trickysituation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sirwould permit." The husband being veryconcerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method toget the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK,what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penisand insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the beegetting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it andthe bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife'svagina. The husband nodded and gave hisapproval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just geton with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis withhoney, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a fewgentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee hasnoticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." Sothe doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctorbegan shafting the young lady very hard indeed.

The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She beganto moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he wasenjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady'sbreasts and started making loud noises.

The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed andshouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you thinkyou're doing?" The doctor, stillconcentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"


Adeline said...

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JvilleWhip said...

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Tara said...

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