Monday, May 08, 2006

SPERM BANK ROBBERY

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says.

6 comments:

Kelley said...

OMG! That is SOOOOOOOO disgusting!

Yes, it is, too, hard!!!!

My reaction would be: "Just shoot me!"

Wally Banners said...

ROFL I CANT STOP LOLING MY ASS OFF ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Freaking FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

She has refused to give him a blowjob at home and he wanted to teach her a lesson.

Good joke.

God bless.

den said...

wow. that's very hilarious. i read some of your other jokes too. hahaha.

Tara said...

Hahahahahahaha, that's hilarious!! I found my way here via BlogExplosion.

Thanks for having me start my day off with a smile.